The suicide rate has increased thirty percent since the zombie virus first broke out. Several people are reporting that they are having symptoms of depression after everything that has been happening since May 3rd, when Christopher Bauer broke out.
President Obama said this week that Americans need to stand together and help each other get through these tough times. Ironically, 15 minutes later, Obama and his whole family boarded a helicopter leaving the U.S. This brought anger among many republicans, especially former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who say that the president is being a hypocritical coward. This is easy for him to say, because he lives in California, where the zombies have not yet spread to.
Yves Eisenberg, a scientist from Arlington, VA said this week that he believes the zombie virus could be transmitted through the airwaves as well as through actual contact. Let's hope not.
I'm in Bullet, TX. I picked up a Hitchhiker named Daniel Elmer. I checked, he had no weapons. He is a very nice guy who can cook better than me.
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