The State of California is still recovering from an attack by the spirit quenchers on the state house. Said California Local Nick Galloway: "These guys are really beginning to bum me out. ZEPPELIN RULES!!"
The funeral of Matthew Forbes was held today. Several followers of Fred Phelps picketed the funeral on the claim that Matthew Forbes' Death was punishment for his sins. Several people Counter-Picketed, Saying "YOU HAVE NO LIFE!" and "SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORRIED ABOUT THE ZOMBIES?"
Park Ranger Don Dunder is dead. He was a good friend of mine from Arizona. Moment of silence.
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