April 30th, 2011

Christopher Bauer, A man in Brooklyn, NY. was reported to a local hospital after he has shown signs of Mad Cow Disease. However, the condition of the man's disease seems to be accelerated over the 48 hours since he reportedly consumed what appears to have given him the disease in question. "The whole situation is very confusing" said Dr. Michael Stevens, the doctor in charge of the case. "We are keeping a very close eye on Mr. Bauer."